Are
you prepared to realize that the delicious beverages
that you are about to admire will be your embarkation
on a prehistoric journey to the euphoric state
of pop perfection where quality, variety, and
innovation are no longer extinct?
CLICK
ON THE WALL OF ABSOLUTE BEVERAGE DECADENCE WHICH
IS YOUR BUBBLY BACK DOOR THAT TRANSCENDS THE
ALUMINUM CURTAIN BEYOND WHICH YOU WILL FIND
A PARADISE OF EFFERVESCENCE EXCELLENCE!
DON'T
FOLLOW THE CAN DRINKERS TO THE CHICKEN BONE
RECYCLING BIN!
.
SOME
BEVERAGES, BOTTLES, CAPS, BOXES & CARRIERS USE PAINT
WHICH MAY CONTAIN LEAD AND/OR CADMIUM OR OTHER 'LISTED CHEMICALS'
WHICH ARE KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE BIRTH
DEFECTS OR OTHER REPRODUCTIVE HARM.
NOTE:
WE BELIEVE THAT MERELY VIEWING THESE PICTURES SHOULD BE
HARMLESS, BUT PLEASE CONSULT YOUR OPHTHALMOLOGIST, YOUR
ATTORNEY, YOUR DOCTOR, AND YOUR OPHTHALMOLOGIST'S ATTORNEY
TO BE SURE.